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Any form of sexual intercorse between a male and female.
Duncan: That party was crazy last night. I got some smer with a hot blonde.
Gill: I got some smer with her dog though! Beat that!
smer by KingOfTheSwing June 22, 2006
Related Words
smert • smerf • smerd • Smera • Smerb • smere • smerge • Smerica • smerk • smersh
Short-hand slang for "Some Herb" - can be used in mixed company - at work, etc.
Hey man, I heard you were looking for smerb?
smerb by The Stash June 15, 2010
A small land-locked island in the South Pacific, somewhere near Norway. It shares borders with Argentina and Kazakhstan. It's like Serbia, but with an M in it. The Smerbian flag features its coat of arms, a raptor riding a bear riding an elephant. The raptor-bear-elephant cavalry of course is our only defense against flying sharks. For if sharks could fly, we would all be doomed.

The second verse of the Smerbian national anthem has no words. Instead, singers are supposed to hum nervously as if they've forgotten the words. It ends with a majestic kazoo solo.

The king of Smerbia took a lunch break 10 years ago and never returned, so since then Smerbia has become a republic state until he returns. Smerbia still retains a Royal Guard, an army of ninjas, to guard the non-existent royals.
Hail Smerbia!
Smerbia by CasaDeFruta June 28, 2010
Is a quiet person around those she’s not so fond of but once she gets comfortable around you, you will see her flourishing personality and love her for the person she is deep down. She can be very straight forward with everyone but that’s only because she feels that people need to stop being blinded from the truth. She can be very random as times but most would make you laugh! Expresses her true emotions with those she fully trusts. Can get up to a lot of trouble, some intentionally and some not:) Often very romantic and cute with her partner that she keeps between just the two of themxxx
“Smera, you’ve got such a loud personality!”
Smera by H3L3N4xxx December 20, 2018

smerk a berl 

"smoke a bowl"

From the TV show Workaholics
Adam: We're just lookin' to smerk a berl
smerk a berl by stoopid sunshine September 24, 2013
Discord server full of degenerates connected loosely to the Efron child trafficking ring.
Anon 1: Hey did you see that stupid ass discord server Smerica?
Sami Efron: I stand for CP!
Smerica by Misty Efron January 19, 2022
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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