Brad: Jacob is such a fucking smelsh!!
Tyrone: I know!! I hate her so much! She caught the big gay!
by SOOKATGOLDY March 28, 2019
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A high school outcast; pariah. someone who is rarely seen outside of school. In most cases, the person smells bad or has a distasteful quality about them.
Mark: "I didn't see Nate at the party last night."
Oliver: "I know, what a Smelsh, i only see him in History class."
by DrTillslyPhD January 17, 2010
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a hoe and a whore mixed together- usually used as a joke not to be mean
Woah Luke your a smelsh!
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