A newly discovered, extreme case of BOFA, more deadly than the likes of LIGMA, SUGMA and even E-TMA. If one is unfortunate enough to obtain this extreme stage of BOFA, a painful, brutal and morally scarring death/roast.
Darius: Holy shit the doctors said the unthinkable; Juan has hit the final stage! SMELLMA!
Jerome: Damn that nigga finna die.
Darius: Yeah, the surgeon in L.A. can't even perform SMELLMA BALLS. Says that it's too late.
The act of maximizing how you smell, like looksmaxxing but instead of it about physical appearance it’s your scent. Here’s some smellmaxxing tips
-SHOWERING
- Stop use of a loofah/washcloth or scrubber if it begins showing signs of molding or after 3 to 4 weeks of daily use
-Condition and Shampoo hair as it will help with the smell from oils check what hair type and texture to know how often you should shampoo also use shampoo that doesn’t have sulfates and for conditioner silicon.
-For soaps use one that smells nice but check ingredients ones to look out for is Sulfates and food colorings
-There’s more but cologne is a good choice but please don’t smell bad and use cologne to mask the scent as the scents will clash and smell rancid.
Dave: “smelling good king”
David: “yeah Davey you smell good”
Davey: “I’ve been smellmaxxing”
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!