A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!
It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!
The reply you give to someoneone trying to sell you something that just went unreasonably up in price.
Buying cable internet over the phone the guy says "Well yeah the price was $34.99/month but that ended yesterday it's now $46.99" The reply"Wow, that sucks, do you sell gas too?"