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smegwards 

A homeless autist from Swindon who has developed 17 different types of STDs whilst shagging a lady bug called Henry. He works for a hlog company and passes his infections on to all his fellow workers in a violent and uncontrollable manner.
Smegwards works for Hlog.

You're such a bloody smegwards you cancer boi
smegwards by h10g_ October 18, 2018
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Stewards School 

A chavvy school that acts asif they are some sort of private grammar school, Mrs Erwood the head of this chav school can be found in her room full of frogs.
The chav capital of the worlds chavviest school. (Stewards School

StEdwards 

St Edwards is a school located in leek full of gay lads and petty bitches.
“Ew look at that girl she must go StEdwards”
StEdwards by gaydaddyyyy January 29, 2019
A nickname name you use on a friend who is lazy and has a bad or bitchy attitude Also has a long nose and things is good at thing or has talents.
Oh man you’re such a Segward.
Jeez Segward get up the bed.
Segward by FentubeHd123 February 9, 2019

smegtard 

Somebody who is like meg from family guy, only more retarded and smelly.

Aka, smelly meg tard
or smelly egg tard
Gooch: Harriet, you're such a smegtard
Harriet: I know... wait... what's a smegtard?
Gooch: You are!
smegtard by Darriet Henning October 21, 2010

smegtard 

that person is a smegtard
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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