smegwards 

A homeless autist from Swindon who has developed 17 different types of STDs whilst shagging a lady bug called Henry. He works for a hlog company and passes his infections on to all his fellow workers in a violent and uncontrollable manner.

Smegwards works for Hlog.

You're such a bloody smegwards you cancer boi

smegwards by h10g_ October 18, 2018

Stewards School 

A chavvy school that acts asif they are some sort of private grammar school, Mrs Erwood the head of this chav school can be found in her room full of frogs.

The chav capital of the worlds chavviest school. (Stewards School

Stewards School by Whatareyousayingdoe November 28, 2011

StEdwards 

St Edwards is a school located in leek full of gay lads and petty bitches.

“Ew look at that girl she must go StEdwards”

StEdwards by gaydaddyyyy January 29, 2019

Segward

A nickname name you use on a friend who is lazy and has a bad or bitchy attitude Also has a long nose and things is good at thing or has talents.

Oh man you’re such a Segward.
Jeez Segward get up the bed.

Segward by FentubeHd123 February 9, 2019

smegtard 

Somebody who is like meg from family guy, only more retarded and smelly.

Aka, smelly meg tard
or smelly egg tard

Gooch: Harriet, you're such a smegtard
Harriet: I know... wait... what's a smegtard?
Gooch: You are!

smegtard by Darriet Henning October 21, 2010

smegtard 

a smeghead thats also a retard

that person is a smegtard

smegtard by Fucking Retarded Spazmoid July 2, 2025