A homeless autist from Swindon who has developed 17 different types of STDs whilst shagging a lady bug called Henry. He works for a hlog company and passes his infections on to all his fellow workers in a violent and uncontrollable manner.
Smegwards works for Hlog.

You're such a bloody smegwards you cancer boi
by h10g_ October 18, 2018
Get the smegwards mug.