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smegwards
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A
homeless
autist from
Swindon
who has developed 17 different types of STDs whilst shagging a lady
bug
called Henry. He works for a hlog company and passes his infections on to all his fellow workers in a violent and uncontrollable manner.
Smegwards works for Hlog.
You'
re
such a
bloody
smegwards you cancer boi
smegwards
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h10g_
October 18, 2018
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Brober
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The process
of sobreing up by
using
bread
You
need
to brober up
mate
!
Brober
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h10g_
October 18, 2018
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hlog
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A
large
scale
corporate
business in which people are
paid
in sexual favours
I love
working
for Hlog!!!
hlog
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h10g_
October 16, 2018
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