smegmom
A Mother who performs oral sex on an uncut penis oozing smegma, then later has breath that smells like the unclean penis.
smegmom by LittleRoman December 28, 2018
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smegmolised
After not cleaning your penis for 6 months, you stand above your partner and open wide. If your partner ends up completely covered in smegma then you have “smegmolised” her
Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”
smegmolised by Women Moment September 17, 2020
Related Words
smegmom • smegmometer • Smegmomit • smegmoid • Smegmaman • smegmamatous • Smegmamaxx • smegmocracy • smegmoic • smegmolised
smegmosis
Closely derived from the two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.
Tom: How did this load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.
Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?
Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.
Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?
smegmosis by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008
smegmoid
An insult referring to one of uncertain hygeine, gut-wrenching body odor and having a personality like a warped shitcan.
Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.
smegmoid by harry flashman July 19, 2003
smegmocracy
With his huge uncircumcised wally containing a full pound of dick-Stilton, Harry was a firm believer in smegmocracy.
smegmocracy by scodder March 23, 2010
Smegmous Alagentous
1. A Non-Medical term that refers to an excessive amount of male Smegma that accumulates, resulting in a Flower-Like appearance when the Foreskin is pulled back. 2. A term no one actually uses but sounds funny.
Smegmous Alagentous by the2ndflood February 29, 2008
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