smegma god

sits all day and works on spread sheets. hoodie covered in schmeggy

Ryan Hubbard is the smegma god.

by EmperorAidan June 21, 2017

Smegmageddon

A natural disaster caused by an extreme excess of smegma concealed in one's own foreskin. Usually caused by not cleaning your foreskin on the regular or from dietary problems resulting in a sudden growth of smegma.

Bill: Hey man are you going to the game tomorrow?
Fred: Nah man my family and I are getting out of town before the Smegmageddon gets here.
Bill: OH SH*T I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
Fred: Yeah dude, it's pretty tragic.

by Grandpa Bob June 28, 2016

Smegmagon

(noun) The geometric shape of a clusterfuck.

I went down to the local watering hole to take in the game and down a few pints, but the place was cordoned off with crime scene tape and surrounded by patrol cars; no way was I going to walk into that smegmagon.

by Hellzapoppin' September 16, 2021

Smegmalodon

You know that massive prehistoric shark the megladon? Well imagine if it was a ginormous cock covered in dick cheese

Me: Hey Tim bro you’re packing some serious girth!

Tim: Oh yeah bro that’d be the smegma!

Me: Call that a smegmalodon

by Geophphphph April 10, 2021