Smeegler

A person who takes more than they are offered

An example is if you let somebody take a sip of your drink or a hit of your joint, and they take multiple sips or hits. It is safe to say that they are a Smeegler

by jose with an H April 13, 2010

Papa Smegler

A Man who eats out pregnant women

Hey look there’s Papa Smegler

by Deng Deng June 24, 2019

smeggler

One who sneaks around sniffing young girls bicycle seats shortly after they have taken a ride. Many to be found in Halford's car park and outside brownie camps/school bikesheds. Tricycles are not off the menu either.

I met a smeggler this evening and he told me he'd fluked into a plethora of prime sweaty saddle. He was loving it.

by Alex Barbor March 11, 2007

smeeglewomps

The cool folk band consisting of Wilbur Soot on the washboard, Georgenotfound on the trumpet, Tommyinnit and Ranboo as the vocalists, Philza Minecraft on the plastic recorder, and Tubbo floating ominously in the background.

I love smeeglewomps, it's the best band around! Have you listened to any of their music?

by Soyalecithin January 31, 2023

Smeeglewomps

A brilliant folk band consisting of Wilbur Soot on the washboard, Georgenotfound on the trumpet, Philza Minecraft playing the plastic recorder, Tommyinnit and Ranboo as vocalists, and Tubbo, floating ominously in the background.

Have you heard of smeeglewomps? Their music is brilliant!

by Soyalecithin January 31, 2023

smeegle

Someone who is a hard drug/sex addict and craves drugs or sex. Comes from Lord Of The Rings: "My precious..."

That girl was a total coke smeegle.

by Ken June 2, 2004

Smeegle

chunky bits of goop. May also be used as a funny name to call others.

calling your bff smeegle as a joke.

by Devin Widmer March 21, 2008