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Papa Smegler 

Papa Smegler by Deng Deng June 24, 2019
One who sneaks around sniffing young girls bicycle seats shortly after they have taken a ride. Many to be found in Halford's car park and outside brownie camps/school bikesheds. Tricycles are not off the menu either.
I met a smeggler this evening and he told me he'd fluked into a plethora of prime sweaty saddle. He was loving it.
smeggler by Alex Barbor March 11, 2007

smeeglewomps 

The cool folk band consisting of Wilbur Soot on the washboard, Georgenotfound on the trumpet, Tommyinnit and Ranboo as the vocalists, Philza Minecraft on the plastic recorder, and Tubbo floating ominously in the background.
I love smeeglewomps, it's the best band around! Have you listened to any of their music?
smeeglewomps by Soyalecithin January 31, 2023

Smeeglewomps 

A brilliant folk band consisting of Wilbur Soot on the washboard, Georgenotfound on the trumpet, Philza Minecraft playing the plastic recorder, Tommyinnit and Ranboo as vocalists, and Tubbo, floating ominously in the background.
Have you heard of smeeglewomps? Their music is brilliant!
Smeeglewomps by Soyalecithin January 31, 2023
Someone who is a hard drug/sex addict and craves drugs or sex. Comes from Lord Of The Rings: "My precious..."
That girl was a total coke smeegle.
smeegle by Ken June 2, 2004
chunky bits of goop. May also be used as a funny name to call others.
calling your bff smeegle as a joke.
Smeegle by Devin Widmer March 21, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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