A combination of the word Smegma and Megabyte - A smegamabyte. A word that can be used to describe an amount of data so gargantuan that even Google can't comprehend the amount. Or, so miniscule that it doesn't even register. Similar to the amount of brain cells in your cock.

I just uploaded this file and it's fucking huge.... like, 600 smegamabytes.

smegamabyte by El_Chorizo January 19, 2010

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smebcam

forgetting youve got your webcam on when your monging out.

omg i've done a smebcam! Often done in a drunken state infront of your boyfriend/girlfriend over msn messenger using a webcam

smebcam by SirCallum May 9, 2006

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Secamuah

(seck-uh-muaw) -Another way of saying suck on this.

Hey Brooke, secamuah yeah?

Secamuah by secamuahplease July 15, 2011

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Smegamo

A unrulinh love shared between two people going by the names of Massimo (said in Spanish voice) and Megan the 4.11 rat

Wow that couples rlly weird there just like smegamo

Smegamo by Daddymassimo May 28, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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