smecam

Smoking marijuana, eating cheetos, and masturbating

Don't go in his room, he is probably smecam right now.

smecam by Zahhh May 27, 2009

Smegamall 

A derogatory reference to the Mall of America in Bloomington, MN used among its detractors. Derived from Smegma.

"God, I hate finding a parking spot at the fucking Smegamall."

Smegamall by It_Was_Not_Me_I_Swear February 2, 2008

Seecam 

having big and sexy calves.

whoa he has some seecams!

Seecam by Precious F September 26, 2006

smegamabyte 

A combination of the word Smegma and Megabyte - A smegamabyte. A word that can be used to describe an amount of data so gargantuan that even Google can't comprehend the amount. Or, so miniscule that it doesn't even register. Similar to the amount of brain cells in your cock.

I just uploaded this file and it's fucking huge.... like, 600 smegamabytes.

smegamabyte by El_Chorizo January 19, 2010

smebcam 

forgetting youve got your webcam on when your monging out.

omg i've done a smebcam! Often done in a drunken state infront of your boyfriend/girlfriend over msn messenger using a webcam

smebcam by SirCallum May 9, 2006

Secamuah 

(seck-uh-muaw) -Another way of saying suck on this.

Hey Brooke, secamuah yeah?

Secamuah by secamuahplease July 15, 2011

Smegamo 

A unrulinh love shared between two people going by the names of Massimo (said in Spanish voice) and Megan the 4.11 rat

Wow that couples rlly weird there just like smegamo

Smegamo by Daddymassimo May 28, 2019