smeatage 

heavy meat(so much meat)

the word smeatage mean to get heavy meat action . "aye I jus got some good Heavy Meat Action."

smeatage by boooooottttyyyyyyyy December 16, 2022

Smearage 

An adjective used to describe a sloppy, smearing of something. Usually applied to speaking about make-up or other, easily-smudged coverings.

Synonyms: slop, smudge, nastiness, gunk, grossness

Antonyms: goodness, fly, clean, fresh, perfect

Related Words: smear, smudge, smeargle, smeared

Misspellings: smearedge, smearege, smearodge, smerage, smirage

"Oh god, did you see that gross smearage all over that hoe's face?"

"Dammit, man! You left a bunch of fucking smearage on the toilet seat!"

Smearage by Johnny Fuk Joo June 11, 2012

seatage 

The amount of seats in a certain area, for example: on a train or in a bus.

Tom: "There is a good array of seatage on this train."
Fred: "Yeah bro, very sweet. I can put me feet up."

seatage by Enigmatic_1 September 16, 2018

Tactical Seatage 

the art of tactically positioning yourself around a table in a restaurant.

Those who are "tactically sat" are not hampered by other people and have free and easy access to food and restrooms.

Tactical Seatage - When going for a buffet with friends, never be the first one in when it comes to "scooching down" a bench that is blocked in by a table. Rookie mistake.

Tactical Seatage by gman3 December 25, 2009

Sweatageddon 

What happens to you when it is so hot outside.

The temperature is going to be over 100, it is Sweatageddon out there.

Sweatageddon by Trixie and Tracey July 23, 2011