Smeagoling
Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.
Smeagoling by VirgoRising January 10, 2021
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Smeagoling
Verb- A sexual act in which a man is having sex with a woman doggy style, right as she is about to orgasm, the man leans in next to her ear and breathes like Smeagol from lord of the rings.
Smeagoling by That-Guy March 20, 2013
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Smeagoling • Smeagling • Smeagolling • Smeaging • smegling • Seagling • seaguling • shmeagling • Smeaglin • Smeagolicious
Smeagoling
Verb.
To Smeagol is to hoard something in an obsessive scary way that is their precious. Usually involving an abrupt personality change.
Refurring to a character in the Lord of the Rings movies who was obsessed with the evil ring of power making him nuts and became Gollum.
(Technically from a nerdy standpoint it is "Golluming" but it didn't sound as funny.)
To Smeagol is to hoard something in an obsessive scary way that is their precious. Usually involving an abrupt personality change.
Refurring to a character in the Lord of the Rings movies who was obsessed with the evil ring of power making him nuts and became Gollum.
(Technically from a nerdy standpoint it is "Golluming" but it didn't sound as funny.)
She was hugging the free fabric Smeagoling it to make sure the other crafters didn't get her precious pile.
Smeagoling by Thinkofme7 September 20, 2010
Smeagoling
When someone is "Smeagoling" it means that they are only thinking about themselves. their own ego.
it's when someone doesn't think about the movement or their group. they just think about their own fame and success.
it's when someone doesn't think about the movement or their group. they just think about their own fame and success.
"Look at that guy just taking all of the shine at a moment he doesn't even deserves it!"
"Yeah man, He is smeagoling big time right now."
"Yeah man, He is smeagoling big time right now."
Smeagoling by Be Loyal April 26, 2016
Smeagologist
A word with no particular meaning, but which might be applied to a person who has some beliefs which harmonize with mainstream Christianity, some which don't, and a whole lot more they are just not sure of.
As Smeagologist is not a word you will find in the dictionary, the meaning will probably emerge at some point, in a distorted form on the Internet's Urban Dictionary. However, I chose it because it doesn't have a particular meaning, and would be equal to me saying, "I have some beliefs which I think may harmonize with those of mainstream Christianity, some I think which don't, and a whole lot more that I'm just not sure about."
29 November 2012 by headheart at Theology Web Campus
29 November 2012 by headheart at Theology Web Campus
Smeagologist by headheart December 4, 2012
Smeagling
To not shower for days after sexual intercourse or a sporting activity and therefore lounge around in your cess pit of a body.
Dude i banged emma so hard the other night but i still haven't showered. Decided to just smeagling around for a bit.
Smeagling by toon definitions November 11, 2014
Smeaging
Babybay was smeaging on 'em
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