Hotmail

Easy access free e-mail where you can pick your own 'starring' pathetic name such as "bustysetofdoubleD's" or "mrwellendowed". A majority of NORMAL PEOPLE use it because its easy, fast, efficient, and familiar. Any other than the reasons listed would be a fucking JOKE. Literally.


1."Oh heyyy....." "I've got hotmail so that means I'm hot...."

2."My hotmail was free AND EASY as hell to use." God I'm excited."
by G.I.Lane September 03, 2008
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Private email so your parents won't look at what the fuck you're doing
Everybody uses Hotmail now
by your best idiot April 18, 2010
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Hotmail despite what some jackass flamers have written is a very well organized 100% FREE email service and despite what some unnamed flamers have written Hotmail has 5GB of space which is infact nearly DOUBLE that of the shitty gmail which infact has 50% space rather than 1000% 0.o
so yeah stop flaming about hotmail... its not slow... it doesnt delete ur emails/accounts after a certain amount of time away from it. so there biznatch, suck my fat left testicle
Hotmail is teh pwnage it OWNZORS GMAIL... NOB HEAD
by konner vanderpal October 23, 2007
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contrary to what other definers have said, hotmail was not started by microsoft. it was started by an individual who had an idea of making a free email service available through the web. microsoft acquired it years later (1999, maybe). originally running on unix servers, it was moved to a windows architecture, which is why hotmail had less reliable service in the first year or two that microsoft owned it.
im registering this definition to my hotmail account.
by boise August 27, 2004
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Free email service you use when you don't want to give out your real email address. Better than your ISP email !
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A mailing system delivered by Microsoft that gives you spam on toast in the morning and then feeds you junk in the evening.
Alex: Dude, I keep receiving fresh spam all the time in my hotmail account
Ben: It's called Hot-Mail for a reason - it serves freshly cooked spam all day long.
Alex: My bad
by Dan1456 February 02, 2008
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im jus' checkin' my hotmail
by michael April 20, 2003
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