15 definitions by Ron Jeremy

Cave Bacon

1.) In Geology; Cave bacon ~ thin calcite formation with alternating brownish and whitish colors resembling strips of bacon found inside of a cavern.

2) The vulva of the female reproductive organ.

3) ...see 'Beef Curtains'

Damn foo - I couldn't hit dat bitch - she had some nasty Cave Bacon.

by Ron Jeremy May 29, 2003

giving brain

Giving oral sex to a man (giving head).

That girl gives brain.

by Ron Jeremy December 21, 2004

dimblecunt

slur; A derogatory remark towards a person (usually a n00b) generally used when no other word seems to completely describe the objective's sheer ignorance of a subject.
It is thought to have originated in IRC, specifically being used by the user named "LoNeR".

<n00b> I have been trying to find warez to download. Can anybody help me out?
<LoNeR> No, DIMBLECUNT! Why don't you try contacting somebody at www.cia.gov and aske them.

by Ron Jeremy January 7, 2005

impulse

total owner of clan .unf! and specifically belz

<n00b> Did .unf! beat dr?
<gandalf> no way man, imp played, he owns us

by Ron Jeremy September 4, 2003

mtv

A piece of shit liberal corperation that wants to brainwash the world. They promote shitty music, stupid whores, and also faggotry.

"Hey dude MTV says you aren't cool because you don't like the cock."

by Ron Jeremy October 9, 2004

fluffernutter

A fluffernutter is when a porn star is getting fluffed by a fluffer, gets to excited, and busts a nut before he's ready for the main act.

I was going to bang that chick, but I fluffernutted into the other.

by Ron Jeremy May 14, 2003

octopus

Eight guys gang-fucking a girl, with two dicks in the mouth, two in the pussy, one in the ass, one in each hand, and one between the tits, all at the same time.

We gave her the octopus until she passed out.

by Ron Jeremy April 23, 2005