Smasheder 

Being more than smashed.

When you are smashed,but can still get smasheder.

Smasheder by Smashed guy May 19, 2018

Smasher's Block 

In Super Smash Bros. Brawl, or any Smash Bros. game, there comes a point where a Smasher can't smash at their best. Your moves become stiff and your reaction time decreases.

(Derived from the term 'Writer's Block', where a writer comes to a point where the mind boggles and cannot create any ideas for his/her stories)

Similar definitions: brawler's block, fighter's block, cock block

P1: Dude, you suck.

P2: Curse this damn Smasher's Block.

P1: Right.

P2: I'ma get you when I can play better.

P1: We'll see dude. We'll see.

Smasher's Block by Rikuarf8 September 23, 2009

smashternoon 

When you spend the afternoon in bed with your partner having sex, sex, sex.

Smashing for the afternoon.

"I had a wonderful smashternoon with Sascha yesterday and left her pussy completely raw."

smashternoon by Limitless1 March 9, 2019

bug smasher

Type of aircraft which doesnt fly very high.

I went for a ride in my little bug smasher yesterday. Caught a shitload of bugs on the canopy.

bug smasher by ObscuraSchmura August 9, 2009

A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

A clear bag of smashed assholes by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008

smashed up vag 

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.

Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.

smashed up vag by gibbo317 June 6, 2014

smashed balls 

Ouch... That feeling when you got your groin kicked or hit REALLY hard

Yo you got smashed balls. You alright?

smashed balls by Y u? November 9, 2013