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selfish smartness

when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)
rob: yo john wats today

john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday

rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can
Two (or more) intelligent people who are frequently seen together. These intelligent people may often hang out together because they find the company of others to be dull or IQ lowering. Like 'partners', but with brains.
I saw Andrew and Spencer hanging out in the quad again today. Andrew was assembling his solar powered espresso machine and Spencer was setting off vinegar and baking soda rockets. I think they're smartners.

smartness 

Dude, you have a smartness level of zero!!!!!!!!111!!!ONE!!!ONE
smartness by jambley July 30, 2008
The opposite of smart.
That boy has limited intelligence. He is smartless. To not be smart.
smartless by Mypalval February 25, 2017
Lovely, casual, funny, loose interview-style podcast co-hosted by Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, and Will Arnett.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard about Smartless?

Person 2: Of course… love Bateman.

Person 3: Totally, Will is your typical Mitch Buchannon, Jason is the token nude. And sounds like Sean hilariously never changes out of his houtfit!
Smartless by NotTheHoff June 10, 2021

Smartness 

a word used when someone whos bad at spelling cant think of the right word for cleverness or whatever
Jane: this presents her smartness
Teacher: is smartness a word?
Jane: IT IS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smartness by Supervenom November 18, 2021