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FedEx SmartPost 

Like USPS but much slower (even after Trump's sabotage) and considerably more expensive
Why would you ship FedEx SmartPost

Smarthistory 

Someone who is insanely smart in Art History.
I like to show off my knowledge of smarthistory when i go to the Met Museum.
Smarthistory by Rococothund3r October 21, 2010

smartghosting 

smartghosting is when in a chat group you write to someone (eg. with a @Carl) and that person not only ignores you but instead he write something else to someone else.
Joe: "Hey @Carl, can i have a feed about that?"
Carl: "@Mark, can you please send me a report? @Jerry, you can proceed with your activity. Thank you all"

In this example, Carl is smartghosting Joe
smartghosting by BeJuicy March 24, 2020
“I’m smarter” “ no I’m smartyest”

Smartphisticated 

SmartphisticatedWhen someone has the perfect blend of brains and class — smart and sophisticated. They’re quick-witted enough to solve problems, stylish enough to turn heads, and confident enough to do both at the same time. Basically, the person who can quote Einstein and order the right wine.
“Did you see Kristin handle that meeting and still look flawless doing it? Girl is straight-up SmartPhisticated.”
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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