smartyhost

Any hosting provider that has terrible up-time and poor business support.

That hosting place was a total smartyhost

smartyhost by Anoosh Manzoori January 29, 2009

FedEx SmartPost 

Like USPS but much slower (even after Trump's sabotage) and considerably more expensive

Why would you ship FedEx SmartPost

FedEx SmartPost by Queen Buttrix March 1, 2021

Smarthistory 

Someone who is insanely smart in Art History.

I like to show off my knowledge of smarthistory when i go to the Met Museum.

Smarthistory by Rococothund3r October 21, 2010

smartghosting 

smartghosting is when in a chat group you write to someone (eg. with a @Carl) and that person not only ignores you but instead he write something else to someone else.

Joe: "Hey @Carl, can i have a feed about that?"
Carl: "@Mark, can you please send me a report? @Jerry, you can proceed with your activity. Thank you all"

In this example, Carl is smartghosting Joe

smartghosting by BeJuicy March 24, 2020

smartyest

Super duper uper smarter than you

“I’m smarter” “ no I’m smartyest”

smartyest by Be the best you can be April 27, 2019

Smartphisticated 

SmartphisticatedWhen someone has the perfect blend of brains and class — smart and sophisticated. They’re quick-witted enough to solve problems, stylish enough to turn heads, and confident enough to do both at the same time. Basically, the person who can quote Einstein and order the right wine.

“Did you see Kristin handle that meeting and still look flawless doing it? Girl is straight-up SmartPhisticated.”

Smartphisticated by Kitykat Meow! >^..^< (KJ) October 11, 2025