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smarten up 

pay attention to what you're doing

See watch your back.
While walking down the street you go to turn down a blind alley. At the corner someone notices you.

"Hey smarten up!."

You look down the alley realizing what you were about to do and proceed down the street instead.
smarten up by th3m0nk October 16, 2011

Smartgun 

A gyroscope mounted, Infrared aim assisted and auto targeting light machine gun used by the marines Jennette Vasquez and Mark Drake in the James Cameronmovie Aliens (1986). Also known as "Adios", "Bitch," and the "Independantly targeting particle beam phalanx." God help you if you piss someone off who wields this beast. I want one.

see also, bfg
"Check it out. Indepentantly targeting particle beam phalanx. WHAM! Fry half a city with this puppy :P" Private Hudson onboard the marine dropship.

"LETS ROCK!" "YEAH!!" Privates Vasquez and Drake before going bat shit crazy with the smartguns in the atmosphere processor.

"Hey kid! Theres a smartgun here with your name on it." Unknown colonial marine in the 2010 video game aliens vs predator
Smartgun by monkeyskitz April 27, 2010

smarten up 

to smarten somebody up - to make look nicer or neat in appearance
then he smartened her up

he would smarten up her (ignore this line, it's just for the stupid input mask to stop saying "Example doesn't use the word smarten up."

purportedly, kidnapped child Natascha Kampusch's kidnapper would try to smarten her up and photograph her when he had beaten her up. (Don't like this example though it's the source - from Wikipedia. Better example anyone ?)
smarten up by pookie3456 November 3, 2006

Smartens 

An individual showing brilliance, genius and intelligence.
Wow that guy's a Smartens!
Smartens by obama__________ June 7, 2019

smartagent 

a person who is genrally an idiot, they usually are so dumb that they are retarded, also very ignorant,
andrew! you are one smartagent cookie!!
smartagent by andy drew reever March 18, 2009

Smargenfarkle 

The act of Smargening a persons Farkle.
GET SMARGENFARKLED GRAHAM!