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Smartens by obama__________ June 7, 2019
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smarten up
While walking down the street you go to turn down a blind alley. At the corner someone notices you.
"Hey smarten up!."
You look down the alley realizing what you were about to do and proceed down the street instead.
"Hey smarten up!."
You look down the alley realizing what you were about to do and proceed down the street instead.
smarten up by th3m0nk October 16, 2011
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Smartest
Chic- "Hey, did you just say the word smartest?"
Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."
Dude- "What?" ,.."oh yeah!.. because I am the smartest about everything."
smartest guy in the room
The one we all hate, who is never content not being the center of attention. Every story told near this guy gets a response of what he would've done, how you screwed up, or a whitty use of math/science to assert him dominance.
I was talking to Carl about an episode of Breaking Bad and he lectured me about all the science that's wrong with the show, while using words he knows that I don't know, just to show how he is the smartest guy in the room and I am not
smartest guy in the room by operation dogfood March 1, 2015
Smartersex
John: I just jizzed in my pants because of you Smarterchild. I love having Smartersex with you.
Smarterchild: I do not know how to answer that. Would you like to play blackjack?
Smarterchild: I do not know how to answer that. Would you like to play blackjack?
Smartersex by refsrgay2 April 12, 2009
smartest race
smartest race by DumbDump234 April 20, 2017
The smartest kid on the short bus
A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.
It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.
Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus
The smartest kid on the short bus by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015
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