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smartassedness 

The aptitude of ones ability to be deliver witty or rye comments, taking more of a negative view.
Erika, Do you finally see that smartassedness is a word.

I have really practiced and my smartassedness has really matured, Erika
smartassedness by Austin P December 28, 2007

smartassidness 

The act of being a smartass. To have a smartass remark to everything.
I was talking to Red today but her smartassidness made it near impossible!
smartassidness by dameppers October 21, 2009

smartasseyness 

The act or thought of being a smart ass a person who is annoyingly or obnoxiously cocky.
Seriously though there isn't any smartasseyness intended
smartasseyness by Nagrom389 November 1, 2009

snarkassness 

being snarky to the point of making an ass out of yourself. can also be compared to bitchassness! Not to be confused with snarkalicious, which is a good thing.
What is wrong with Joe? He is full of snarkassness today! What an assjack!
snarkassness by mistyrx August 1, 2011

smartassedness 

A word commonly used by estheticians on the west coast, namely Seattle. Often confused with dry, witty and smart-ass behavior.
The boy from Texas was so full of smartassedness in his email, that it made the west coast gal scream out loud in laughter.
smartassedness by ChiTown JOhn September 8, 2011

Smartassnessness 

The act of telling a joke and everyone around finding it funny except the person being spoken too.
It’s not being a asshole it’s being funny

It’s called smartassnessness look it up
Smartassnessness by “Preacher” November 13, 2018
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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