snarkassness 

being snarky to the point of making an ass out of yourself. can also be compared to bitchassness! Not to be confused with snarkalicious, which is a good thing.

What is wrong with Joe? He is full of snarkassness today! What an assjack!

snarkassness by mistyrx August 1, 2011

smartassness 

The act of being a smart ass

people read into your smartassness and take it for more then it is worth

smartassness by Aims318 April 11, 2005

Smartassnessness 

The act of telling a joke and everyone around finding it funny except the person being spoken too.

It’s not being a asshole it’s being funny

It’s called smartassnessness look it up

Smartassnessness by “Preacher” November 13, 2018