smart bitch

A Bitch who is smart

"Who is that?" "A smart bitch."

by Kaitlynxnicole13 August 3, 2015

Smart Bitch with Dim Balls

A bitch whose balls ironically and unfortunately didn't glow like her accent and style,and she is so fed up with Society,culture and routine sex...

ohhh,she'll never make it till the ultimate climax,coz she is a Smart Bitch with Dim Balls

by Shane Norwasky June 15, 2010

Smart Ass Bitch

Smart ass that has a higher than average intelligence.
Better than a dumb ass
...

1) omg. your such a smart ass bitch!!!

2) I know, but that's better than being a dumb ass.

Brandy Bedford...... she is a Smart Ass Bitch, I'm going to grow up to be a smart ass bitch just like her. I wanna be the next B.B.

by Army_Wife March 26, 2013

Smart Phone Bitch

One who uses their smart phone to do the bidding of someone who does not have a smart phone

Cindy: " Yeah, I was that woman's smart phone bitch Friday, she had my thumbs tapping the keyboard all night long."
Lynn:, "Damn, I hate it when that happens, why don't they get their own smart phone?"

by cindylouwholigan January 26, 2012

smart ass nigga bitch

Little asshole who thinks everything is a joke.

Dylan is a smart ass nigga bitch. He can take anything seriously.

by The Shrigga September 1, 2019

National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch Day!

National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch day starts on November 28th, aka 11/28! It means, if you find out something about someone, you can spread it around if you really hate them!

Person 1: I just found out that ___ did has a crush on your boyfriend!

Person 2: I’m telling everyone!

Person 1: wait, why?

Person 2: because it’s National start a Rumor About a stupid bitch day!

Person 1: oh, okay! I’ll start one about her as well!

by bemo! November 22, 2021

Mrs. Smartybitch

What you call a dumb fucking bitch who thinks she's really fucking smart, but she's bitchy about it.

Petra: Hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...

by KU$H August 6, 2010