One who uses their smart phone to do the bidding of someone who does not have a smart phone
Cindy: " Yeah, I was that woman's smart phone bitch Friday, she had my thumbs tapping the keyboard all night long."
Lynn:, "Damn, I hate it when that happens, why don't they get their own smart phone?"
National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch day starts on November 28th, aka 11/28! It means, if you find out something about someone, you can spread it around if you really hate them!
Person 1: I just found out that ___ did has a crush on your boyfriend!
Person 2: I’m telling everyone!
Person 1: wait, why?
Person 2: because it’s National start a Rumor About a stupid bitch day!
Person 1: oh, okay! I’ll start one about her as well!
What you call a dumb fucking bitch who thinks she's really fucking smart, but she's bitchyabout it.
Petra: Hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!