4 definitions by bemo!
Mitski is a Japanese-American music artist. Mitski makes music for people who are insecure, or have some type of dysphoria and dysmorphia. For me, Mitski saves me time and time again. When I feel suicidal or upset, listening to her music reminds me there are people out there who feel the same way I do, and i'm not alone. I relate to Mitski in many ways, as I'm an Asian-American with body dysmorphia, and her music comforts me in a way no one else can. You can never get bored of her music.
Lily: "Oh my god, I just got a Mitski poster!!"
Johan: "Wow! Where'd you get it? I'm a Mitski fan myself."
Jasmine: "Ooooh! My favorite album by Mitski is 'Bury me at Makeout Creek'!"
Lily: "Me too!"
Random person: "You mean Midski?"
Lily, Johan, and Jasmine: "Shut up you uneducated asshole!"
Johan: "Wow! Where'd you get it? I'm a Mitski fan myself."
Jasmine: "Ooooh! My favorite album by Mitski is 'Bury me at Makeout Creek'!"
Lily: "Me too!"
Random person: "You mean Midski?"
Lily, Johan, and Jasmine: "Shut up you uneducated asshole!"
by bemo! August 30, 2023
National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch day starts on November 28th, aka 11/28! It means, if you find out something about someone, you can spread it around if you really hate them!
Person 1: I just found out that ___ did has a crush on your boyfriend!
Person 2: I’m telling everyone!
Person 1: wait, why?
Person 2: because it’s National start a Rumor About a stupid bitch day!
Person 1: oh, okay! I’ll start one about her as well!
Person 2: I’m telling everyone!
Person 1: wait, why?
Person 2: because it’s National start a Rumor About a stupid bitch day!
Person 1: oh, okay! I’ll start one about her as well!
by bemo! November 22, 2021
National Get Your Crushes Number Day is on November 3 (Also known as 11/3) And you better do it because I’m doing it as well!
You: Hey! Can you give me your number?
Crush: Why?
You: Because it’s National Get Your Crushes Number Day!
Crush: Oh, Okay! Here you go!
Crush: Why?
You: Because it’s National Get Your Crushes Number Day!
Crush: Oh, Okay! Here you go!
by bemo! November 1, 2021
Olivia is the kind of person who you want to be atleast once. She's kind, very pretty, and very confident. But when it comes to her crush, she gets all fumbled. She's always ready to protect her friends, oh boy. She has so many comebacks. She's definitely someone you DON'T want to mess with. If you do something to annoy her, she'll start talking about you behind you're back.
Person: did you see Olivia..?
Me: Yeah, she's such a good and pretty girl!
Person: she called me a rat to my face.
Me: then you probably deserved it you rat.
Me: Yeah, she's such a good and pretty girl!
Person: she called me a rat to my face.
Me: then you probably deserved it you rat.
by bemo! November 18, 2021