smallbean

A term derived from 2010s tumblr comics and childrens cartoons from that era, describing a mushy, cutesy, "kawaii" and overly annoying person, often acting in a childish manner. It is often utilised by milleninals or younger Gen X-ers.

"omg im such a smallbean teehee :3"
"🫩"

smallbean by kalash_smurdi December 13, 2025

smallpeen 

When a boy's private parts are under 2.5 inches then it will classify as a small peen.

"Hey John I saw your DP and you have a very smallpeen

smallpeen by ;)333 April 30, 2019

Smallen 

The term for baby fallen from the popular video game Destiny 2 by Bungie.

Person 1: Did you see the season 14 trailer?
Person 2: Yeah the Smallen are super adorable!

Smallen by QwertyBored May 5, 2021

Smallenfreuden 

Where Visa takes joy from seeing small businesses suffer from cashing in on the high credit card transaction fees compared to using debit. Eerily similar to the German word Schadenfreude, which is to is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

I'm going to smallenfreuden that business so hard.

Smallenfreuden by AverageJoe79 June 21, 2013

smallmans 

smallmans is a park in cardiff where you will always find loads of 'emos' and 'scene kids' its a great place for weed and alchohol will be found behind the museum

'yeah i got high in smallmans'

smallmans by hflihdf March 25, 2008

smallant1 

The variety streamer commonly called smant

Yo do you watch smallant1

smallant1 by DICKWARIO May 16, 2021

Smallenfreuden 

1. The joy of falling into debt in small increments.

2. A somewhat douchey attempt at a viral marketing campaign by VISA, involving created twitter accounts, urban dictionary entries, a "history of smallenfreuden" video, a creepy hockey commercial, and being generally pretentiously mysterious. The word is a loanword only insofar as VISA created it specifically for the campaign.

"What the hell is 'smallenfreuden'?"

Smallenfreuden by Nofuckingtablet May 13, 2013