kalash_smurdi's definitions

smallbean

A term derived from 2010s tumblr comics and childrens cartoons from that era, describing a mushy, cutesy, "kawaii" and overly annoying person, often acting in a childish manner. It is often utilised by milleninals or younger Gen X-ers.

"omg im such a smallbean teehee :3"
"🫩"

by kalash_smurdi December 13, 2025

jit

Meaning person or somebody/something.
Synonyms include: dude, bro, fella, guy, etc.

"This jit cracks birds!"

by kalash_smurdi December 13, 2025

twunk

A homosexual man with characteristics resembling something between a twink and a bear. Most people would just call him a normal looking guy.

"He's too fat to be a twink, he must be a twunk or something"

by kalash_smurdi December 13, 2025

Internet Microceleberity

An Internet personality with a decently small sized following, who are usually dedicated and avid fans. These microcelebrities usually produce content focused on one specific topic (movie/book/game series etc.)

"this guy has 20 thousand subs on youtube, hes some kind of Internet Microceleberity"

by kalash_smurdi December 13, 2025

Spiritually Israeli

"Spiritually Isreali" describes something that is in poor taste and so widespread, trendy, or "normie" to the point of it becoming kitschy and generic. Usually such things are made to appeal to the widest possible audience. It isn't directly connected to the actual state of Israel or popular things there.
Examples include:
-Dubai Chocolate
-Labubus
-Those Instagram drawings where they don't draw the persons facial details

-Meaningless paintings, just made to look "cool" and etc.
A common synonym to describe such a thing is "Dubai", both meaning generic, tacky.

"Hey, dude! Check out this cool drawing of a lion with lightning coming out of it's eyes!"
""hello i am from israel and this is my art" ahh 💀😭"
"What the fuck are you talking about."
"idk its kind of Spiritually Israeli"

by kalash_smurdi December 13, 2025