smais

Acronym for "Suck my ass it smells"
The cool way to quote shock rocker G.G. Allin in style without the need for obvious profanity.

John: Hey what are you up to tonight?
Bethany: Whats with all the questions John? Why don't you smais?

by Fatty Carey October 2, 2010

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Saison Marguerite

A character from the webseries, "The Most Popular Girls in School." She is a student from Overland Park High School with a French accent who claims to be from France, when in fact, she's a fucking bitch from Montreal. She often says, "how do you say", before saying words she clearly knows how to fucking say.

"Saison Marguerite, why do you say 'how do you say' before words you clearly know how to say?!"

by Beyonce's Bottom Bitch March 18, 2013

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Key smash

A key smash is exactly that, a random smashing of the keyboard that conveys intense or overwhelming emotion that cannot be expressed through words. However, there is an art to this trade. For the perfect key smash, use the "Home Keys" on your keyboard; this includes the letters a,s,d,f,j,k,l,; as well as g and h. The typical start letters are "a" and "j" but any of the Home Keys can be used. Once you have perfected your key smash, you can begin throwing in letters from the other rows for a personal touch. It is a staple of the LGBT community and a versatile conversational tool.

The key smash can be used in virtually any scenario to display urgency or intensity of one's emotions or situation.

Humor: "ajkshwdkljxg lmaooooo"
Tragedy: oh my goodnessalsdgkwnlzkgjkssd idek what to say that's terrible!
Anger: WHAT?! AKXZNVJLKKSALDFKALD;GH I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!
Distrust: Yeah, as if ifasazksfdfs if if if if I'm gonna let you use my tractor.
Suprise/Denial: AKXFDJSKAHFKLDHAZSJAGQKJDHFJKS NO WAY!!!
Happiness: OMG YESSSHFDHQJKLDSHGJXSFG
Anxiety: nononononono afjdkahdjhgakkjl no way I can'ttttfjadkhk

by ur the best, ur amazing, hbd August 24, 2018

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saish

Saish is the coolest guy you will ever meet. Named after Shiv and Sai Baba( Indian Saint) Saish is adventure loving and is a person with Positive attitude towards life. Not so courageous but loves to take risks.

If you get a Saish in life don't lose him

by Brother Mo April 22, 2021

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smash with a floppy

To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft

Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ

by tybjack December 14, 2016

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