smack dick 

When someone talks smack/bad about your dick rather it be the size or shape or just the way it lookes

Lindsay-“Damn bob got a small weird lookin

dick”
Bob-“hey! Stop smack dicking me”

smack dick by Cggcgicgicgifyifyifyi September 22, 2019

Smack Dick 

A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use

"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"

Smack Dick by Jack Klark February 11, 2024

dick smack 

A mean and inconsiderate person that has no respect for you.

(After Jim hits Kevin)
FUCK jim! Your the biggest dick smack I've ever met in my life.

dick smack by The one April 16, 2003

dick smack 

(1)(verb) To smack someone with your dick (correct style dictates a sharp thump on the forehead, lips, or if burning with jizz- the eye)- done to illustrate dominance and the dicksmackee's position of submission or subjugation.

(2)(noun) That which is left after masterbation... limp dick and a palm full of goo.

(3)(noun) One who has the same general worthlessness or usefulness as a lifeless penis combined with a dying mass of spent jizz.

"Hey dick smack, get off the couch and get your shit out of the washer."

"I loved that girl, she always appreciated a good old fashioned dick smacking. I can't say she really truly loved it, but she damn well respected it."

dick smack by Captclam August 25, 2006

Dick Smack 

refer to cock smack To smack someone, preferably a female, with your dick against their face.

This chick was acting up, and frontin on some brains, so i dick smacked her.

Dick Smack by Diddy August 14, 2004

dick smack 

Person who submits an entry to UD that:
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are

There I was minding my own business, doing some editing and BAM!! I was bombarded with shit entries from numerous dick smacks!
-OR-
Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!

dick smack by madaine May 5, 2005

cocaine dick smack 

you snort a line and then slap your sex partner in the face with your dick in a surprising manner

Girl 1: hey what happened to your face?

Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.

Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.

Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.

cocaine dick smack by that guy that made this thing June 9, 2011