A seemingly
classy woman who galavants around the local watering holes in search of recognition. An established or career
woman, usually mature and divorced. A closet whore.
"Hey, did you see Jay's
mom at the bar last night?"
"Yea, she was hanging all over the
dads in the place, it was a mess"
"Apparently you can still get
laid no matter how old you are cause you played football when you were in high school."
"True. What a Slutress."
"I wish I played football in highschool."