Slurching

The act of sucking sperm out of your partner's ass after anal sex.

His boyfriend is into slurching.

by ScaMingLee July 19, 2016

Slurching

When something slows down or loses effectiveness due to overuse.

Still functioning, but at reduced efficiency.

I've been reading too much these last couple of weeks, my brain is slurching.

By midnight, the drunk could no longer string two words together, but he managed to slurch his way home.

The engine was making the worst sounds, but we managed to slurch into the garage.

by deth2israel August 26, 2013

why am i searching this up

Idk why are you searching this up

You are clearly bored and don't know what to search so I put this just to say I defined this first BTW why the fuck are you reading this? And why am i searching this up?

by Nobody reads this June 4, 2018

Why am I searching this?

I don't know. You tell me. Seriously. You are asking a website a question that only you know. If you are searching this and want to know why you are searching this, then look into your brain, because I can't tell you.

Why am I searching this?

by desgames December 8, 2016

Searching for words on the Urban Dictionary?

Because you're either:

1) Bored.
2) In an English lesson, where you don't deserve to be.
3) An Idiot.

1) "Oh Iv'e got nothing to do, lets go searching for words on the urban dictionary?!"

2) "Arghh! I don't know what Literature means lemme go searching for words on the urban dictionary?."

3) I'm an idiot, so I'll go searching for words on the urban dictionary?.

by I'm too cool for Straight sex. June 17, 2012

Sleeching

Watching television in an extremely sleepy state of being.

Michael was sleeching on the sofa when I last saw him.

by SpitFire4Truth December 10, 2018

Semen Slurping

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.

-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.

by karqz May 8, 2021