slurpy-derp 

A blow-job given by a slightly mentally handicapped person

That cute girl from special ed class gave me a slurpy-derp last night

slurpy-derp by Boscosmom84 November 2, 2018

Slurp derp 

To drink something delicious or to make it known that it’s magnificent.

That drink was slurp derp!

Slurp derp by Tynn April 26, 2021

slurp-a-derp 

The act of giving head, blow job, oral, eating out, etc... the word is a combination of "slurp" for sucking & "derp" for sounds being made while attempting to talk with genitalia in ones mouth.

It's that time of the month, so Jenny gave Johnny a little slurp-a-derp to calm him after his busy day.

slurp-a-derp by RaCeR_X December 3, 2013

Slurp-a-derp 

The act of smoking a bong.

Pass the bong, I’m gonna slurp-a-derp

Slurp-a-derp by Whatevrgirl March 12, 2021

slurp or derp 

Slurp or derp is commonly referred to as the opposite of split or swallow, commonly referred to in the lesbian community. Slurp is to swallow as derp is to spitting.

Does your girl slurp or derp?

slurp or derp by 9cubicfeetofwhateveryouwant February 28, 2017

derpy slurpy 

Awesome youtuber. Famous for doing trolls

Jeff: i wish i could hack like derpy slurpy.
Derpy slurpy: go kill ur self little host booting piece of shit.

derpy slurpy by derpy slurpys little buddy June 25, 2017

Derpy Slurpy 

When you are receiving oral pleasure from someone with a severe mental disability.

"Yo Dude! You know Sarah from the sped class? She gave me the craziest derpy slurpy!"

Derpy Slurpy by DerpySlurpyEnjoyer December 27, 2024