Definitions by Boscosmom84

slurpy-derp 

A blow-job given by a slightly mentally handicapped person

That cute girl from special ed class gave me a slurpy-derp last night

slurpy-derp by Boscosmom84 November 2, 2018

Stretchy stick

A brutal weapon designed to stretch and tear the anus by violent insertion.

I used my stretchy stick on that bitch boy, he needed to be taught a lesson.

Stretchy stick by Boscosmom84 November 2, 2018