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slurpy-derp

A blow-job given by a slightly mentally handicapped person

That cute girl from special ed class gave me a slurpy-derp last night

by Boscosmom84 November 2, 2018

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Stretchy stick

A brutal weapon designed to stretch and tear the anus by violent insertion.

I used my stretchy stick on that bitch boy, he needed to be taught a lesson.

by Boscosmom84 November 2, 2018

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