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Power Slothing 

Power Slothing is when you work really hard at doing nothing.
This workman has done less than nothing today, he has clearly been power slothing all day long.

slowthinker 

A person who thinks slow, or is stupid.
' He's really a slowthinker, I told him a joke and he didn't get the ideea!"
slowthinker by stefice August 1, 2010

slothin out 

the moment after taking the first hit of weed when you are blackout drunk, causing complete incapacitation
"Yo spark that shit"
I'm wasted, boutta sloth out!"
"Same."

"You can't even move"
"I know dude, I'm slothin out"
slothin out by The Stoned Sloth February 5, 2014

Slothliness 

1) A human being who is proud of their chosen sedimentary lifestyle. Displaying traits of laziness and the ability to sit around for days on end, eating little and doing even less. Their biological clock tends to be set 5-10 hours behind the social norm. You will wait days for a response to any attempts at communication.

2) Someone of superior intelligence who is too lazy to do anything else then to sit around and do nothing but play video games and scam the government for free hand outs.

3) A dole bludging bogon.
Your slothliness is getting in the way of your becoming a millionaire.

SlowTimer 

An individual who is both laid back and obvious.
(i.e. I'm a slowtimer, easy to see. I'm taking the time for a number of things that weren't important yesterday.)
SlowTimer by anthony willems August 30, 2007

Slothing 

When you drive your car really super slow to purposely back up traffic behind you. Term originated in the suburbs of North Jersey.
When John got out of school he started slothing the buses making the students on-board very upset.
Slothing by misfits May 3, 2012