Slothliness 

1) A human being who is proud of their chosen sedimentary lifestyle. Displaying traits of laziness and the ability to sit around for days on end, eating little and doing even less. Their biological clock tends to be set 5-10 hours behind the social norm. You will wait days for a response to any attempts at communication.

2) Someone of superior intelligence who is too lazy to do anything else then to sit around and do nothing but play video games and scam the government for free hand outs.

3) A dole bludging bogon.

Your slothliness is getting in the way of your becoming a millionaire.

Slothliness by Jacoster, Arinar April 3, 2011

Slothiness 

to be attached to; and or cling on another as if they were a branch

Did you see Connie's slothiness last night? she was all over Bobby like she was clinging to a limb for dear life.

Slothiness by adhjskadhkahjkda March 14, 2011

Sloshiness 

The feeling one gets after consuming a significant amount of liquid.

Danny was overwhelmed with sloshiness after consuming his tenth pint.

Sloshiness by Em&Danny November 24, 2014