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slothie

When you crap in your hand and smear it on someones face hwen their sleeping. You can also give them a teabag or arabian goggles
ben was being a bitch so hwen he was sleeping i had diarreah and gave him the worst slothie of his life!!!
by lil dreidel December 10, 2004
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Slothie

a gray sweetie cuddle sloth that will love you for every never throw him away.
Person: what’s that

Other person: that’s slothie

Person : oh it’s cute

Other person:yea ik
by Emiry._.slothie January 11, 2020
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Power Slothing

Power Slothing is when you work really hard at doing nothing.
This workman has done less than nothing today, he has clearly been power slothing all day long.
by Little Brown Bear July 15, 2009
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slothin out

the moment after taking the first hit of weed when you are blackout drunk, causing complete incapacitation
"Yo spark that shit"
I'm wasted, boutta sloth out!"
"Same."

"You can't even move"
"I know dude, I'm slothin out"
by The Stoned Sloth February 5, 2014
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slothsexual

mom,dad...i'm slothsexual. sloth sexuality slothsexual dantops
by happy tortoise January 26, 2016
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Slothitis

Slothitis is a medical condition that impinges a persons ability to move or react at regular human speeds. External observations and symptoms for the diagnosis of Slothitis may include: laziness, lethargy, dormancy, idleness, laxness, drowsiness, dullness, apathy, dreaminess, slowness, listlessness, tardiness... and do-nothingness.

A person suffering from Slothitis may often be found laying on a couch for days without having the need to move, too tired to talk, with cans and empty pizza boxes strewn across the lounge room while watching Netflix. Engaging with a person suffering from Slothitis will be almost pointless as they are usually sluggish, disinterested, passive, sleepy or perhaps even perpetually stuck between a state of slumber and awakeness.
As COVID-19 swept through the country, it became clear that the idleness, sluggishness, dormancy and unresponsiveness to the crisis was not from perceived apathy, but due to an undiagnosed case of 'Slothitis'.
by RohanL May 14, 2020
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slothbear

A person who is slow moving, uncoordinated, moronic, addicted to weed, unintelligent, large ears, and has no hope for the future.
Damn, that boy Jordan is a prime example of a slothbear!
by TSOPACBSAOMA January 24, 2011
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