slowdotna

slang for the city of soldotna, alaska. Locals from there call their town this because of the lack of exciting events. Ironically, to visit there is quite fulfilling.

"I can't stand living in Slowdotna any longer."

by Jeremy Kriner September 12, 2006

racial slowdown

A malady affecting black people that causes them to walk very slowly.Those that suffer from racial slowdown the most are those who must walk near or behind people who have racial slowdown. Those with the aforementioned condition are well known to block doorways and small corridors while walking slowly and speaking loudly. Curiously enough, the affects of racial slowdown on blacks does not transfer to running, in fact, the exact opposite occurs during this exercise. There is no known cure for racial slowdown but the best thing to do is to generally avoid those suffering from the condition.

Marvin suffers greatly from racial slowdown, and very sadly, the condition causes him to block corridors so no one can get through.

by B. Q. November 7, 2006

slowdown virginia

Tim Kasher's (lead singer of the band Cursive and the band the Good Life) old band that he had when he had from 93 to 95.

They were signed to Lumberjack Records (which is now known as Saddle-Creek Records).

I LOVE Slowdown Virginia! Tim sounds so good, but the lyrics are silly. You can see how much he's grown.

by Chelsea January 26, 2005

Soldotna

A small town in Alaska as ugly as hell. The majority of the population have a meth lab in their basement. Soldotna has a horrible junior a hockey team called the brown bears. There is a Fred meyers there. Other than that there isn't much there.

Astronaut 1: what the hell is all of that shit spewing out of the earth?
Astronaut 2: Soldotna

by Ak7987 November 8, 2009

Soldotna

A bustling town on the Kenai Peninsula in Alaska. Known for its absolute devotion to Sarah Palin and cheesy tourism promotions. It is a nice place to visit, but if you stick around you'll probably want to commit an hero.

Tourist: "Soldotna is the king salmon capital of the world!"

Resident: "I dont give a fuck."

by Washington D. Jefferson September 22, 2009

slowdown

(n) an event in which large groups of people are invited to slow down or even put their lives on hold in favor of a single night of debauchery, celebration, and mayhem

Slowdown at my place tonight, bring plenty of booze!

by high up low down June 11, 2009

slowdown

The way that a previously fast sounding song sounds slow after listening to a really fast song

After listening to A Kiss, by Bad Meets Evil, Fast Lane was on slowdown

by UG-Madman February 8, 2012