slow ped

Moron, idiot, slow witted, a person of low intellect.

That Jin is some kind of slow ped.

slow ped by mfish December 22, 2008

slow-ped 

( slope-head) A racist term from a shitty town in Alaska known as "Nome". It is used to describe a drunk native alaskan who is being a dumbass. The word "slope" comes from the many slopes of alaska during winter caused by the snow building up on objects like the mountains or buildings. Many people in the town call each other that. And when I say people, I mean raw eaters.

native- "dude pass me my drink man, quit being a honky"

white person- " Shut up you fucking slope head!"

native-" what the fucks a slow-ped?"

white person-" your momma's moma"

slow-ped by patcabby January 15, 2011

slowpede 

A stampede of fat and or obese people that may be too fat to see you. Resulting in you being trampled.

Oh my God! It's a slowpede! Run!

slowpede by bobauly March 19, 2008

Slowpedia

SLOWPEDIA
Phonetic:/ˈsləʊ.pi .di.ə/
Part of Speech: Noun
An encyclopedia of anything done slowly, achieved slowly, or moving at snail speed. Covers slow processes, slow people, slow internet, slow results, slow progress.
Coined by: Wuraola Elizabeth Boluwatife Awobola

Date: 8th September 2026

Examples:
1. “My laptop is on slowpedia today, 1 hour to open Word”
2. “Traffic on Third Mainland is pure slowpedia”

Slowpedia by Wuraola September 9, 2026

Slowpedia

An encyclopedia of anything done slowly, achieved slowly, or moving at snail speed. Covers slow processes, slow people, slow internet, slow results, slow progress.

*Examples:*

1. _“My laptop is on slowpedia today, 1 hour to open Word”_

2. _“Traffic on Third Mainland is pure slowpedia”_

Slowpedia by Wuraola September 9, 2026

Slowpedia

An encyclopedia of anything done slowly, achieved slowly, or moving at snail speed. Covers slow processes, slow people, slow internet, slow results, slow progress.

Examples:
1.“My laptop is on slowpedia today, 1 hour to open Word”
2.“Traffic on Third Mainland is pure slowpedia”

Slowpedia by Wuraola September 9, 2026