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the process within any organisation where a decision is not made because people dont want to deal with fall out of rejecting the proposal - when eventually the no decision is made the anger and frustration is a 100 times worse because of the wait -
Dave was fucked off with his boss - because the slow no on his pay rise took 8 months to arrive
slow no by rriikk1 November 23, 2010
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slow no toother 

when a cheap hooker or (cell mate) is giving oral pleasure with out the use of dentures
Norman in cell block B gives $5 slow no toothers
slow no toother by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Slow no dick 

When you hate someone and so much and no dick meaning you wouldn't hump them for $1M and slow meaning they are as slow as a retard.
Slow no dick by username420 November 18, 2020

Slow Norris 

1) A Slow Norris is originally a children’s television character that looked like a big bipedal confused bear that talked to a small girl about not very much at all!

2) A very very slow and probably stupid person!

3) Slow Norris will eternally be remembered by the Newcastle University Geography class of 2002 - 2005 as the slowest man on the planet. He was habitually late for lectures, seminars and exams and will probably be late for his own funeral. Was affectionately known as 'Nozzler'!
Its 35 minutes into an hour long lecture and the Slow Norris enters the room with a look that says "What’s going on? Where am I? Why have they started?"
Slow Norris by Fete January 5, 2006

We will slow NOTHING down

And "No" you are stealing our energy so I will be stealing yours until you pay for mine.
Hym "We will slow NOTHING down! NOTHING!!!"
We will slow NOTHING down by Hym Iam September 15, 2026

slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet 

A prase used when an over-weight person is consuming a large ammount of food, because On the moon, we would weigh much less than we do here on earth.
Tommy,a rather over-weight child, is stuffing his face with pie. His Older brother remarks, "Slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet."
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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