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yog sothoth

the watcher.
an elder god or possibly an unrelated entity of approximately equal power
yog sothoth knows the gate

yog sothoth is the gate

yog sothoth is the gate and the key
yog sothoth by cheu July 1, 2005

Slothalothaphobia 

The fear of all sloths and any of its relatives, such as the armadillo
'Fancy coming to the zoo with me?'
'Sure but we need to stay away from the sloths'
'How come?'
'Mate I got some slothalothaphobia'
Slothalothaphobia by Sloth guy December 23, 2012

sloshpot 

A female with a large cunt, usually because she's such a slag
Mick- "Hey man, you should see my latest bird debbie"
Marc- "Debbie Smith?"
Mick- "Yea, do you know her"
Marc- "Could say that, man, she's such a sloshpot"
Mick- "Say that again and i'll kick your fucking head in, you cunt"

Yog Sothoth

Yog Sothoth is a widely renowned deity in the fiction of H.P. Lovecraft. It’s domain is associated through several stories with time and space on a multiple dimensional scale. Indeed Yog Sothoth is said to exist outside of what we as humanity perceive as time and space. In appearance it is said to take the form of multiple glowing spheres. Yog Sothoth is emboldened mainly to acquire otherworldly and otherwise unobtainable knowledge. In one instance the god has been known to produce offspring through contact with human beings (The Dunwich Horror).
One calls upon Yog Sothoth for knowledge.
“Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate. Past, present, future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth. He knows where the Old Ones broke through of old, and where They shall break through again. He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.”
Yog Sothoth by Lovethycraft July 27, 2019

slotapotamus 

A female, usually of the larger variety, who on occasion, or more often than not, has sexual relations with multiple partners at one time. Results in the creation of a "Moldy, Sloppy Coffee Can" for a vagina. Female may involve herself in such activities as trains, gangbangs and other such gregarious activities.
"Get that bitch a T-Shirt!!"

"Damn that's a huge slotapotamus."

"Yeah, 10-4 we've got a slotapotamus here boys. Strap up."
slotapotamus by Tommy Donovan` March 5, 2005

slothopotamus

A slow moving human being, likes being in the water and can drink a gallon of milk in less than 2 minutes. Woman can't resist this monster, yet laid back, this is a true warrior beast.
Slothopotamus was formed by a genetic deformation in the human DNA of the cross breading of a sloth and a hippopotamus
slothopotamus by Danomyte April 26, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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