When you've jerked off so manytimes in a day that you become disgusted with yourself.
While the wife was out of town with the kids, my days usually consisted of eating junk food, drinking beer and slothbotting until I cried myself to sleep.
Slotbot: A discord-bot developed by Peep in an attempt to spread gambling across Discord.
Discord user one: Bro have you ever used SlotBot?
Discord user two: No, is it cool?
Discord user one: Yeah! It taught me about gambling at a young age!
Goths mother: "Get up you need to do your work"
Gothchild: 'Grunt noise' goes back to bed" i will get up soon, go away"
Goths mother: hes such a Slothgoth.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).