slothophile

Someone who is extremely attracted to sloths, romantically or otherwise.

Person 1: Did you hear that Sam Altman cheated on his wife with a sloth?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total slothophile.

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sophophile

one who loves wisdom and learning; from Greek origin of sophia (wisdom) and philiac (love);

MarySue spent all night researching philias after discovering a comprehensive list online and came to the realization she is a sophophile.

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An individual with amorous intent towards synthesisers, drum machines, sequencers and other electronic music making devices.

The sight of the Roland Jupiter 8 caused a gentle stirring in the loins of the synthophile.

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