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1. drunk
2. really, really drunk
3. (most common) Christ-raping, skull-crushing, badger-felching, amazingly drunk
I'm so slossy, I could lick the smegma off a mountain-goat's taint.
I'm so slossy, I could eat the ass end of a menstrual skunk.
I'm so slossy, I could fuck Ann Coulter.
slossy by shyjason September 5, 2005
Words you can keep
A term of endearment or pet name for someone you love, usually your wife/girlfriend or husband/boyfriend. Can also be directed towards a family member.
"I love you slossy!"
slossy by Cyko April 21, 2003
Related Words
slossy sloshy slassy Sloss sossy slussy shossy Slobsy slossage slossing
when you pour a big gulp cherry slushy into someone's ass and fuck it
i gave Logan the slussy last night
slussy by bbbbbbiiiiiigggggg June 23, 2021

Slissy Wasp 

Slissy Wasp is the worst thing you could ever be called!
Gavin called me a "Slissy Wasp" so I jumped off the trump tower
Slissy Wasp by eruka shit on u December 10, 2020

Slossage 

Named after the rusty stuffs of Sloss Furnace in Birmingham, Alabama, a Slossage is an attendee of Furnace Fest. Not to be confused with, or considered less than, a Furnie.
Man those Slossages really know how to spin kick, someday they’ll find peace with the Furnies.
Slossage by Furnie4lyfe June 26, 2022

sloshypoo 

The sexiest of all guys
That guy is so sexy, he must be a sloshypoo
sloshypoo by Sloshypoo September 12, 2021
A term used to describe getting drunk.
"Lets get sloshy!"
Sloshy by itsdannygray December 7, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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