Sloss 

A being of pure awesomeness. they are smart, attractive, charming and humble, the perfect picture of humanity. Sloss's are extremely patriotic and will defend their friends/family with their lives and will never back down. Sloss's are generally amazing in bed and always have the sexiest girlfriends. If you're ever lucky enough find a Sloss who is single take him while you have the chance!

Girl one: Whos that sexy beast?

Girl two: Thats my boyfriend, I'm so lucky to have him he's such a Sloss. :)

Sloss by Jackey boi October 21, 2011

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sloss by sloss November 6, 2020

Sloss 

Disgusting is the word that comes to mind.I warn you, don’t look too closely after a large meal, or it will all come up. unfortunate eyesight is only one of the many imperfections flaws and misgivings that sloss possesses. Would be accurate to refer to he/her her (hard to tell) as Slodge.

Sloss? Ew. Sounds and looks like slodge.

Sloss by herroyalhighness February 9, 2021

Sloss 

Slow + ass = Sloss
Similar to the Australian “slow as”

I tried to stream my favorite show but multiple sloss internet stopped me.

Sloss by See Raven May 5, 2024

Sloss 

To get your hair stuck in your lip gloss

It is so windy tonight; I am going to sloss so much.

Sloss by lipstickgirl101 June 20, 2025

sloss faucet 

I think you know what it is. Is it a faucet? Is it slossy? What does sloss even mean? Sloss faucet, your best friend.

Gotta love that sloss faucet

sloss faucet by Nickolas Mc.Phee January 22, 2024

bearded sloss 

The common definition for an extremely hairy pussy, especially one on a hairier than average girl. However undesirable that may sound, appears very attractive to hispanic males, redneck females and some real men from the Caribbean.

"Hairy" may be substituted for "bearded" to provide for variations in vocabulary.

May be found at the pussy mall

"Dude, my nine got tangled in that bearded sloss."
"Fuuuck I wanna stick my jamaican salami in that hairy slossss"

bearded sloss by Penis and Twat-man October 18, 2005