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Sloring

A derivative of the word "slore" that combines "slut" and "whore" to describe an extremely promiscuous woman. Sloring is defined as being lazy, doing nothing, laying around without accomplishing any goals, and generally being a bum.
"Dude if you stopped sloring around the house all day and actually filled out an application or two, maybe you'd get a job."

"I was just at home sloring, when my ex called me up for a bootycall, hot dickings i thought, so she came over and i got a blowjob out of the whole ordeal."♠
by Cursiv3 February 12, 2009
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Sloring

Partaking in risky sex with a nasty easy crackrat slut
Fuck Logan it was totally insane don't know what she wanted more - rock or cock! Either way Laura was one nasty Slore bonus had no money for brothel so I gave her a good sloring.
by BachedMan May 4, 2018
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Sloring

Chilling and not doing anything just cause you can
All he did during the break was sloring
by Cal calore January 18, 2022
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Sloring Around

When you sleep around with various men. And some how have many kids with one dude, typically more than 20.
Basically your classic Kate. She's a slutty whore.
Friend 1: Kate's sleeping around and not thinking of her 23 kids.
Friend 2: Yeah! She's sloring around!
by Dis Fungus May 8, 2016
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storing a charge

When you hold a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.
"Why are you walking funny, Ryan?"
"Oh, you know, I've been storing a charge ever since I got on the school bus this morning."
by Worshy March 1, 2015
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scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.
by Libraryguy February 4, 2010
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Snoring Starfish

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.
"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."
by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019
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