sloppy joed 

the act of being so sloppy drunk that any Joe will do.

Karen was sloppy joed again this weekend and woke up with no cellphone to call an Uber of shame or postmate her morning Starbucks sugar milk.

sloppy joed by KarensRntUs June 16, 2020

Sideways Sloppyjoe 

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

Sideways Sloppyjoe by David November 8, 2003

sloppyjoe 

vomiting on a dick while giving head


Background: Malcolm

My dick is so big, whenever a gurl gives me head, she does a sloppy joe

sloppyjoe by Malcolm July 2, 2004

SloppyJoe 

Vomit, get a hard on, then continusly beat your hard cock into the vomit, while stating coke suck my dick bitch

Hey baby come give me a SloppyJoe.

SloppyJoe by Tinkerwanker5467 April 16, 2021

SloppyJoe 

When a person stands above the toilet and pulls his erection through his legs to the back while pooping where his partner performs oral sex

Are you full was that enough sloppyJoe?

SloppyJoe by MrCog July 16, 2024