Definitions by KarensRntUs
Turkey-blasted
The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.
"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.
Turkey-blasted by KarensRntUs September 15, 2020
Scumbo
An individual who is made up of equal parts topical layers of dirt to equal parts foolishness and/or low intelligence.
I don't feel as though dumbo or scumbag are accurate enough terms to describe 45 but scumbo certainly seems more fitting.
Scumbo by KarensRntUs July 30, 2020
sloppy joed
Karen was sloppy joed again this weekend and woke up with no cellphone to call an Uber of shame or postmate her morning Starbucks sugar milk.
sloppy joed by KarensRntUs June 16, 2020