sloodge

A massive cock that is inserted into a plastic bag

Suck my sloodge

sloodge by Geegee123456789 August 9, 2016

SKOODGE 

Verb
To use or take something without permission

"Your parents are out of town, you should just skoodge their car for the weekend, they'll never know."

SKOODGE by Gad-Zooks May 17, 2018

Invader Skoodge 

The shortest (but definitely the sexiest) Irken invader from the series Invader Zim. Skoodge was assigned to invade Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people, which made him very very sad, which in turn caused him to weep profusely. Skoodge also demonstrates quite the propensity for flatulence and he enjoys wearing stained clothing. Skoodge was also shot out of a cannon as he is very sexy that way. He's also unkillable, which is probably a result of being voiced by Ted Raimi.

Invader Skoodge is the sexiest being in the whole universe. Everyone wishes to bear his lurvemonkeys.

Invader Skoodge by The Fiend March 9, 2004

Soodge 

Someone who is fat and also named something that starts with an S. You call them Soodge as the double O signifies their large weight.

Person 1: Yo Soodge how ya doin?
Soodge: Great man I just found out Mickey D's is offering bigmacs for 12 cents if you weigh more than 600
Person 1: That stuff isn't health you gotta stop eating it
Soodge: NO I LOVE GAINING WEIGHT

Soodge: IF YOUR NOT EATING YOUR NOT DOING ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE

Soodge by PoggersWords May 31, 2022

gine sploodge

When some sort of sticky disgusting stainful liquid comes out of your gine gine (VAGINA). This is a very disgusting thing and you might have to change you undiez after. Gine sploodges are very rare.

OMG./
LOL
SUXZ4U.

omg i just had a GINE SPLOODGE what shuld i do!@!!!! da panty linerz dint work!! LOL BRB i have to change.

gine sploodge by omgz corey K!!@ September 7, 2006

Spoodge

1.ejaculate -noun-
2.ejaculate -verb-
3.Any repellant,smelly or inapropriate substance that also incorporates stickiness

(1.) "Is that spoodge on your good jacket?"
(2.) "Did you or did you not spoodge on that jacket?"
(3.) Old fashioned ketchup bottles with metal caps were prone to developing black spoodge deposits underneath the cap.

Spoodge by ricardo london August 27, 2003

slodger 

1. An abnormal looking nose, usually somewhat of a dangling "u" shape.

2. A person or animal with such a nose.

"LOL THE MONKEY'S A SLODGER!"
"Yes, it's got quite the nose"

slodger by Rupert Gehmlich December 13, 2007