sloodge

A massive cock that is inserted into a plastic bag
Suck my sloodge
by Geegee123456789 March 07, 2016
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goblin shit

Taking a shit with your feet up on the toilet seat, with your knees at your chest.

Usually used when you are short on time and got to drop a tank. Always works with little to no wipe. Very effective.
Shit bro I only have 2 minutes but I gotta deuce. I’m gonna goblin shit this one.
by Geegee123456789 February 27, 2021
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