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Verb
To use or take something without permission
"Your parents are out of town, you should just skoodge their car for the weekend, they'll never know."
SKOODGE by Gad-Zooks May 17, 2018
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Invader Skoodge 

The shortest (but definitely the sexiest) Irken invader from the series Invader Zim. Skoodge was assigned to invade Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people, which made him very very sad, which in turn caused him to weep profusely. Skoodge also demonstrates quite the propensity for flatulence and he enjoys wearing stained clothing. Skoodge was also shot out of a cannon as he is very sexy that way. He's also unkillable, which is probably a result of being voiced by Ted Raimi.
Invader Skoodge is the sexiest being in the whole universe. Everyone wishes to bear his lurvemonkeys.
Invader Skoodge by The Fiend March 9, 2004
Noun
Someone or something that has done something so stupid and idiotic that calling then stupid just isn't enough. Skoodge is reserved for people that screw you over, but not permanently. For example, if someone broke your phone, they wouldn't be a skoodge because that's serious. However, if someone threw a rotten peach at your face followed by other soiled fruit, you would call them a skoodge.
Carson: "I was talking with the girl I like and this guy came over and interrupted our conversation!"
Nathan: "What a skoodge!"
Benji: "We should throw a rotten peach at him!"
Carson: "YES!!"
Skoodge by Short Tail August 8, 2014
Noun
1. Something annoying, stupid, ludicrous.

Verb (Skoodge) Past tense (Skoodged)
1. To scam or ruin.
Adjective (Skoodgis)
1. Something stupid, makes no sense, annoying
That guy that barged in on my joke and ruined it is a Skoodge.
Burnt bread iss Skoodge.

My girlfriend was a Skoodge when I glanced at another girl.

I'm going to Skoodge that girl from that guy.
My brother Skoodged my brownie.

Thorn bushes are Skoodgis.
This Skoodgis guy came up to me and my friends shouted "You are the bankers" and ran away.
Traffic lights are Skoodgis.
Skoodge by Vicentious February 15, 2014
skoodge = spoodge that has been maturing in the vagina overnight. Once the girl becomes vertical it emerges from the receptical, bringing its very own sharp aroma to the bedroom.
"dude, you just got skoodge on my favourite spiderman comic..."
skoodge by bishop brain t January 24, 2009

Miles_Skoodge

A really weird guy who thinks the weirdest characters are hot. Seriously how do find a scale attractive.
Person 1: Oh hey do you know Miles_Skoodge?
Person 2: Oh yeah they think Dr.Habit from Smile for Me is hot
Person 1: Oh weird...
Miles_Skoodge by Amiibo July 14, 2021
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