Sobjob 

Getting A Blowjob Whilst The Giver Is Crying (Sobbing)

HENCE
Sobjob

Person1: "Dude, did you trying spanking your wife while having sex like i told you?"

Person2: "Well Yeah, But I Did It A Bit Too Hard. Gave Her A Black Eye, And I Got A Sobjob Cause Of It. I Feel Shit Now"

Person1;"LOLZ@YOU"

Sobjob by AlexxAKASexx July 6, 2008

slobjob 

A more accurate description of a 'blowjob' or the act of sucking a wang.

Give me a slobjob, woman.

slobjob by Shiphen December 30, 2007

Furtanken-Sobobed Inc 

Insanely cool people who hold the humans races only hopes of bringing about the downfall of Capitalism (ie organized crime) which is sold to us in the western world as Democracy.
We also have dick jokes.

www.furtanken-sobobedinc.com
" Geez those guys from Furtanken-Sobobed are fucktards "

Furtanken-Sobobed Inc by Raoul Duke July 31, 2003

slobjobability

Ones ability to get a Slob Job.

Sean was out trying to score but because of his low slobjobability he had to go home and jerk off instead.

Some girls don't even like to blow dudes but if they run across someone with a great level of slobjobability they really cant help but slam that shaft down their throats.

When Bob tried to get a slobjob he was robbed by another guy and because of that his slobjobability was replaced with robsbobknobslobjobability

slobjobability by timecop23 May 8, 2018

Sob Job 

The act of receiving a blowjob while the person sucking thy dick is crying.

We were fighting all night and in an attempt to make it better, she gave me a sob job.

Sob Job by Karatherealbitch May 15, 2013

SOBHOBS

Stoked On Being Hyped On Being Stoked

Guy 1: "You go to the party last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, it was so SOBHOBS!"

Guy 1: "I'm so pumped for the concert on friday!"

Guy 2: "Dude, SOBHOBS!"

SOBHOBS by Tay59 September 6, 2012

SOBSOBSOBSOSBSOBS 

OSBSOSBSOSBOSBSOBSOSBSOSB
SOSNSOSBSOBSO
SOSBSOSOBSOBSOSVSOSBHSBSJDODBVDIFND

person 1: SOBSOBSOBSOSBSOBS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
person 2: dude are you ok

SOBSOBSOBSOSBSOBS by Chia :) October 14, 2020