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Sobjob 

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Getting A Blowjob Whilst The Giver Is Crying (Sobbing)

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Sobjob
Person1: "Dude, did you trying spanking your wife while having sex like i told you?"

Person2: "Well Yeah, But I Did It A Bit Too Hard. Gave Her A Black Eye, And I Got A Sobjob Cause Of It. I Feel Shit Now"

Person1;"LOLZ@YOU"
Sobjob by AlexxAKASexx July 6, 2008
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slobjob 

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A more accurate description of a 'blowjob' or the act of sucking a wang.
Give me a slobjob, woman.
slobjob by Shiphen December 30, 2007

Furtanken-Sobobed Inc 

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Insanely cool people who hold the humans races only hopes of bringing about the downfall of Capitalism (ie organized crime) which is sold to us in the western world as Democracy.
We also have dick jokes.
www.furtanken-sobobedinc.com
" Geez those guys from Furtanken-Sobobed are fucktards "

slobjobability

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Ones ability to get a Slob Job.
Sean was out trying to score but because of his low slobjobability he had to go home and jerk off instead.

Some girls don't even like to blow dudes but if they run across someone with a great level of slobjobability they really cant help but slam that shaft down their throats.

When Bob tried to get a slobjob he was robbed by another guy and because of that his slobjobability was replaced with robsbobknobslobjobability
slobjobability by timecop23 May 8, 2018

Sob Job 

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The act of receiving a blowjob while the person sucking thy dick is crying.
We were fighting all night and in an attempt to make it better, she gave me a sob job.
Sob Job by Karatherealbitch May 15, 2013

SOBHOBS

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Stoked On Being Hyped On Being Stoked
Guy 1: "You go to the party last night?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, it was so SOBHOBS!"

Guy 1: "I'm so pumped for the concert on friday!"

Guy 2: "Dude, SOBHOBS!"
SOBHOBS by Tay59 September 6, 2012

SOBSOBSOBSOSBSOBS 

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OSBSOSBSOSBOSBSOBSOSBSOSB
SOSNSOSBSOBSO
SOSBSOSOBSOBSOSVSOSBHSBSJDODBVDIFND
person 1: SOBSOBSOBSOSBSOBS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
person 2: dude are you ok
SOBSOBSOBSOSBSOBS by Chia :) October 14, 2020
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
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- Harold Koh
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