slobblebotch 

this is when a lady friend decides to fuck with your head while garggling a mouthfull of man-juice.
dirty bitch.

man...she slobblebotched my spunk last night...
dude,...thats fucking gross.

slobblebotch by well grossed out by the whole affair January 2, 2008

scobblelotcher 

One who expends extraordinary time, effort and mental resources to the pursuit of avoiding work.

Where successful: a usurer. Where combining efforts with others to avoid work: a socialist.
Where the subject's scobblelotcher group grows to the size of a nation: a national socialist.

If you scobblelotchers would spend half as much of your energy working as you do avoiding work, we could really get something done!

scobblelotcher by Mike Finland March 21, 2017